For ninjas only

My uncle got married yesterday so I spent most of my weekend in Mpumalanga and didn't cook at all. I did, however, rediscover an old childhood favourite - Mayo.
It's name is deceiving and is nothing like mayonnaise. [in fact, ninjas pronouce it Maaah-yo] It's a drinking yoghurt and comes in 3 flavours. I really had forgotten how much I love the stuff and I wanted to buy it in bulk but got reprimanded by my food buddy. He gave a death stare and painfully pointed out its potential effects on my physique. [party pooper]

I've never seen this at my favourite chain food store and also don't know any non-ninjas who know about this delicacy. That leaves me to one conclusion - it's for ninjas only... :-)